Kgay: Do you wana do something special with me?

STL: Of course, I want you to plan special events for me, since I’m always the one planning

Kgay: DO YOU WANT GO DOKDO WITH ME?

STIL: (burst out laughing)

Kgay: Don’t laugh, I’m serious, Dokdo is a really special place!

Dokdo? What’s Dokdo? I must say, after living in this country for FOUR years, I have never heard about Dokdo, or the issues surrounding Dokdo. What is the whole business about Dokdo?

I’m also hoping that this topic will be a recurring thing (unless someone has already done something like this, then I will be pissed ^^)

Last week Friday my Kgay and I headed into the streets of Seoul. We ended up at Ho Bar2 in 종로 (Jongno). Me being the 형, ordered a bottle and some sides and we gotta talking. Just talking about life and shit, when the topic of The Gay Sauna sprung its head! I’ve told him before that I have entered such an establishment before, but it was literally 10mins… At most. He told me he has never been to one…. But I’m a little sceptical!

MY FIRST TIME…

…was at JULIANS. I was on The Hill with some friends, whom left me there as per usual, and then I saw a gay that I had seen before in Daegu! Me being surprised as shit went up to him and started talking. After a few hours, he told me that he “and a friend” were going to JULIANS, “it’s a sauna, a gay sauna”. So off we went, me, the Daegu gay and his friend.
Going up the starirs, you take off your shoes, you pay, you get a locker key, you walk up to your locker, walk past the showers, see some hairyKdick, put your shit in the locker, take a shower in true 찜질방 fashion, and then head to wherever you can find a hole to stick it in. Luckily the Daegu gay was really nice, so we headed to a TV “lounge”. We watched porn, we talked a little, we kissed? and then he left to meet his friend. I then proceded to walk around and just look at what the situation was! There were a couple of big rooms, and a couple of smaller rooms… It was quite lit up, and not too dark.There was a load of mouning, a lot of ball slapping sounds and a lot of smells -_- Anyway, I then walked back to my locker, a few Kgays checked me out, and then while I was putting on my clothes, this BUILD motherfucker came and stood right next to me! Checked me out while I was changing from naked to clothed. I walked out, and that was the end of that…

MY SECOND TIME…

… was last weekend. After talking about The Gay Sauna, we then decided to head to PRINCE in 신촌 (Sinchon). Walked up the stairs, got a locker, got into our Komonos (?)(I cant spell foreign words for shit), and then walked up to the top floor. Again, there was a lot of noises. But this place was a little different to JULIANS. PRINCE had little 2-man rooms. The one I looked in, was big enough to fit 10 doggy-style couples. Anyway, my Kgay found a empty room, we went it, we listened at the sounds, we giggled like little girls, and then we made out. SERIOUSLY every fucking 10 seconds there was a dude checking into our room with either a lighter, or a cellphone… Obviously to check whether the “room” was available. One mo fo actually stood in the room for like a minute with his light on, until I “shooed” the fucker out! After about 20mins we left and headed to an “abandoned” subway station on line 9, where we WANTED to bang, but the doors were locked. So we headed back to my place, took a shower for obvious reasons, and then banged the night away.

The End

Holy fuck, it’s been a looooooooong time since I’ve been on The Hill! Tonight it’s happening ^^

(sidenote: to annon who asked if my name is Marshall, sorry dude, not me)

Anyway, I’ve been watching a couple of movies lately, where the main story line revolves around “the one”. It got me thinking, do people still really believe that “the one” exists? Or is it Hollywood still catering to the ultimate desire of all females? Like shit, billions of people and yet there is only ONE person that we are meant to be with?

Is it because I’m a guy, a gay or an asshole that I just don’t believe that we have only truly ONE person that we have to spent the rest of out lives with. What if you had met “the one”, but their first impression was shit, or you were drunk, or you slept together on the first night! What then, I doubt many people would give that relationship a go! Lol.

I think people meet certain people in their life, who play a certain part and give something to their life. Whether I’m going to believe that this is “the one”, is debatable. I just feel that people should’t limit themselves to finding one person that completes them, instead find someone that compliments them ^^

So yeah, Crazy Stupid Love… Good movie ^^

Sometimes I think the reason I am on earth, is to entertain others…
My co-worker comes up with THE most random questions and statements. Today he asked me whether I take a shower at my gym after I work out…. No big deal, and I answer with “yes”. His response: “how do you manage not to have a boner the entire time? Are you turned on when in the locker rooms?” At first I thought he was just kidding, so I just kina laughed! No, he was serious!
I responded with a very diplomatic, “bro, I don’t get hard at just any dick”!

Can I just state:
1. Yes, I do take a look at a guy’s cock if he is RIGHT next to me!
2. Every single guy checks out another guy’s junk, it’s call comparing! A guy wants to know how his junior ranks up in the world!
3. All guys are the same and care about the same thing: sex and dick size! Doesn’t matter what their sexual orientation is!

Man, I love intrigued straight guys!

Closing question from my co-worker: “do you wish you were a girl?”
STL: hell no, I love my dick!

I cannot get enough from this over-plucked-eyebrow man. Whoever told him that his eyebrows THAT plucked looked good, must have been wearing beer goggles. I cannot even begin to explain what this Kboy looks like, but imagine one of those Japanese gay pornstars, who’s eyebrows make a 45degree angle towards the sky. It is out.of.control. Barf.

I honestly don’t think he speaks gay, but my gawd, he is trying super hard to prove me wrong. I should start by saying that only my one co-worker knows that I like to eat dick every other day, so when I make comments, it’s taken as said by a straight guy. BUT, eyebrows manager makes comments that any non-Korean would think is gay:

examples

STL, you have such a good S-line!

STL, when you bend over to wash your hands, you look really good.

(while sitting at the computer) STL, you have such a sexy pose. It’s because you’re handsomely tall.

I kid you not!

I also like to play the shit with people, especially straight guys. I play with them and try to make them as awkward as possible. So today, as eyebrow manager shook my hand as I was leaving, I told him that he has such beautifully soft feminine hands. He’s response, “no way, you can’t say like that, I am man”

Man, this man can break the giggles when he’s not being a tool!

(Standing at the bar in Zen, this Indian elephant and his Korean side kick come up to Mrs King Sejong and started chatting)

The Russian: OMG, he sounds like a fagot, no offense!

STL: haha, what are you talking about?

The Russian (very high pitched gay voice): Hello, my name is Jerry!

STL: You are out of control!

Friends = Entertainment

… but they’re not really all that gay ㅠㅠ
Well there is one, and you bet your ass it’s about Gaga! What better way to start the countdown to The Born This Way Ball than transfering all Gaga songs to the iPhone4STL! And then run your ass off on the treatmil while trying to figure out which song is going to be the opening number…. My heart says it has to be a song off the last album, but this is Gaga, why not start huuuuuuuge and do that with BAD ROMANCE???!!! OMG, I’m actually getting goosebumps right now! Lol. I’m so gay! Can you imagine Olympic Stadium when we hear RA RA RARARA~~~~
FOUR DAYS BITCHES!!!!!!