STL does 대한민국 ...

would u rather have regular vaginal sex with britney spears or take it from rihanna wearing a strap-on

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:06:00 +0900

pussy sex with Britney. Bitch please. You clearly do not know me even 1% if you’re asking such a REdic question…

also, the trolling needs to stop. There’s like a bunch in my inbox that I’m not going to answer.

for example

1. “your face is in a really good condition. How many facials a week do you receive”

2. “do you like apples or oranges more”

3. “would u let key from shinee pee in your mouth”

4. “do u have a nickname for ur dick”

no. I’m not answering anymore!

EDIT

5. “would u rather give head to justin bieber or kanye west”

6. “would you rather go down on britney or beyonce”

Have u ever pooped on a guy after getting fucked

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:14:46 +0900

seriously? Is this you partyintherok? because you were the one sending that craigslist ad around @.@

Fucking round eye!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:57:13 +0900

There is a white man in my gym right now working out in a tank top and FLIP FUCKING FLOPS!!!! Seriously? Argh! Dude, this is Seoul not the back alleys of Texas!

Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper What the fuck is going on down in...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:00:50 +0900

Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper

What the fuck is going on down in South Africa???

I love laaaaaaaaamb! I love it so much! Choice: unlimited lamb...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:18:36 +0900

I love laaaaaaaaamb!
I love it so much!

Choice: unlimited lamb for the rest of my life OR unlimited sex for the rest of my life… LAMB! Definitely unlimited lamb!

At Hummus Kitchen in Itaewon. This badboy was 23,000원

Fell+Cole uploaded this pic earlier! I saw this and immediately...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:42:30 +0900

Fell+Cole uploaded this pic earlier! I saw this and immediately thought “that’s a cunt”

Are you out and open with the guys at your gym and if yes are they comfortable with it or do you sometimes face side eyes and nasty comments. If you do I am open to kicking anyone's ass who does to you.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:12:50 +0900

guuuuurl, calm down! haha. Sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of RuPaul’s Drag Race recently.

Uhm, I don’t have friends at the gym, so there’s no need to go around mincing and being all gay and shit to random guys.

Do you agree that Reilley's is heinously overrated (read: bad)?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:51:23 +0900

The beer is good, much better than Craftworks. The manager is also much hotter that most in Itaewon. HOWEVER, the food is HOrendous, the service is shocking and it’s LOUD AS FUCK inside! I don’t even think Braai Republic is that loud @.@

As a fellow foreign gay in Korea, I'm so glad I found your blog. It's been giving me a lot of entertainment. Also, I agree about monster cocks. I've taken a few and god it feels good... but I don't want to be torn up regularly. Give me a smaller one any day.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:30:54 +0900

Love my anons! Small dicks all the way to LTR station ^^

Who would you rather choose for a LTR: Key with a "monster cock" or Kim Jaejoong with a small penis?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:12:31 +0900

@.@
I don’t like big dicks, I also don’t like that ugly man.
Uhm, Key, but only if he never tops me!

Do you get a hard on when taking a shower in the gym?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:29:07 +0900

Lol, uhm for the most parts no, but there have been situations where I had to run the cold water a bit higher and think of my favourite Bible verse!

How big is ppo ppo ro's dick?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:23:18 +0900

You want to have a threesome and find out for yourself? @.@

Do koreans in general have small dicks? There's a study that says they have the smallest dicks in the world at 10cm. Agree/Disagree? Thanks STL!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:22:51 +0900

Haha, from what I’ve gathered from my own personal “research”, Kdicks tend to be shorter and fatter (compared to a Wdick). Just like Wdicks differ from each other, and Bdicks differ, so to do Kdicks. I have seen some monster Kcocks though and they were scary, but those were few and far in between!

10cm? Short? Sounds perfect actually ㅋㅋㅋ

If you want something answered...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:37:51 +0900

… then clearly today is the day to do it!

Gosh,what's wrong with this society? Why can't people just leave the blog, if they don't like it? I hope you don't take their hurtful words to heart. I came across your blog yesterday evening and spent the whole night reading it. I just couldn't stop!(thanks to u I look like a panda today ;P) I really respect you and think you're a great inspiration. Those haters are probably just jealous of your inner and outer beauty :P Stay the way you are and just ignore them! I'll visit your blog daily now~

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:34:53 +0900

Thank you kind anon!

How do I as a foreigner meet gay people in korea? Are korean gay boys who look for foreigners more likely to be bottoms or tops?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:34:01 +0900

Download them gay apps. They are the easiest. There you can slug it out to find whatever you are interested in! Guys have preference for tops or bottoms, it’s not just limited to what Korean guys are looking for in Westerners.

Have you met Hong Seok-cheon? What are your views about him?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:28:30 +0900

Who? Lol. Clearly I am VERY bad with names. Googled again.

He’s the actor that lost everything and came back to own half of Itaewon! Lol. My views on him stem from jealousy.

Also, my friend squeezed his ass on Halloween. I think she has a squeezing addiction @.@

Do you think Kim Jaejoong is gay?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:26:20 +0900

At first I was like who? Then googled his name and saw he’s the guy from TVXQ.
Uhm, I don’t know. I don’t really care. I don’t like his face enough to convince myself he is a gay.

Im very glad i found your tumblr! I love reading your moments with your pororo. ^^ Have a good day!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:21:09 +0900

Whenever I get kind messages, I’m always confused! Haha. But thank you anon :)

NO ONE parties harder than STL! haha. From taking shots to...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:27:11 +0900

NO ONE parties harder than STL! haha. From taking shots to dancing on poles, The Hill is definitely not for the weak! Gays and their wanting to dance on every elevated space results in randomly placed stages that will cut a bitch -_-