So this is me making a reservation at a restaurant. Face-to-face at 4:20pm!

STL: Can I make a reservation for 5 at 5pm?
Kgay (no doubt in my mind he speaks fag): Sure, can I get your name?
STL: STL
Kgay: Can I get your handphone please?
STL: 010-xxx-xxx
Kgay: Would you like to sit inside or outide?
STL: It’s nice out, so can we get a table outside, please?
Kgay: SORRY THERE ARE NO TABLES OUTSIDE.
STL: Then why the fuck would you ask me if I wanted to sit outside???!!!

I kid you not! The fact that he would ask me that, even though all the tables outside were reserved! Korea shutthefuckup!

Yeah, we didn’t end up taking our reservation at all!