this is how STL spends his Monday nights… apparently… I must have had five whiskeys, before switching over to some African liqueur… both of which had dick-ice inserted into them…
Something is wrong with my emotions… I haven’t felt like this since before I move to Korea, back in 2008… is it time to move on?
Gaaaaaaaaaawd, I HATE MAN-PERIODS!!!!!!
This I figured out while dancing until the weeeeee hours of the morning in Hongdae:
1. I will never be black!
Dancing with two black girls was a shit load of fun, but my gawd, there’s only so much ass shaking and grinding I can do!
2. I will never be white!
“I haven’t dance with a white guy in one year”. And gurl was not even talking about me! Thanks WINK for that one!
3. I will never be a girl!
I can pole dance the shit out of any upright object, but I will never get the same attention/appreciation as a girl. Well, at least not in a straight club.
4. I will never have gay friends
Seriously, I don’t even know why ㅠㅠ
FML
“my brother, oh~~ very bad fuck!”
This is the second best thing I’ve heard/seen from a friend teaching the young ones… Thanks Army Wife!
My boyfriend and I were playing around in my apartment the other night, just being childish and shit. So I threw him on my bed and start kissing him…
Kgay: please be gentle, I’m a virgin.
STL: (throws kgay’s legs up in the air)
Kgay: (in a Thai accent) ok ok, 5 dalla 5 dalla!
In the heat of the moment it was HAlarious, and even thinking about it now puts a smile on my face!
I must be in love~~
… or is it Vagina Monologues? Lol. I must love Army Wife, because going to a play were women talk about their junk is not usually how I would like to spend my Friday evening! Oh wells… Let’s see how this goes?
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… what a slut!
Dissing me on TV???? oh fuck no. And apparently she told her friend “I can spot gay guys in clubs”… riiiiiiiiiiiight, I wonder if she was able to spot the gay in JoKwon, since those bitches were “married”.
Korean TV… my gaaaaaaaaawd!
So my Kgay and I watched Mirror Mirror tonight… Did anyone else see it? Was anyone as confused as me, when Snow White busted some Indian/Bollywood inspired music at the end?!?!? What the fuck was that!
Also, after watching the movie, my Kgay is now in love with Demi Moore @_@ Confusing Julia Robberts with Demi is just wack! Lol ㅋㅋㅋ
Thanks to United Indecent Pleasures, I now know what I want for my birthday! Pity it only comes in black ^^ This chocolate will go really well with my penis straws :-)
also, I took a screen shot from my iPhone4STL, while using Flipboard. So clearly this isn’t really my pic… juuuuuuust incase ^^
So this is me making a reservation at a restaurant. Face-to-face at 4:20pm!
STL: Can I make a reservation for 5 at 5pm?
Kgay (no doubt in my mind he speaks fag): Sure, can I get your name?
STL: STL
Kgay: Can I get your handphone please?
STL: 010-xxx-xxx
Kgay: Would you like to sit inside or outide?
STL: It’s nice out, so can we get a table outside, please?
Kgay: SORRY THERE ARE NO TABLES OUTSIDE.
STL: Then why the fuck would you ask me if I wanted to sit outside???!!!
I kid you not! The fact that he would ask me that, even though all the tables outside were reserved! Korea shutthefuckup!
Yeah, we didn’t end up taking our reservation at all!
So yesterday my friends and I ventured all the way to Gangnam to try and find the mysterious “French Quarters”~ yeah, that was an epic fail as we couldn’t find ANYTHING French! We did find a cute cafe that served the ice coffees in these cute jars!
After this epic fail, two gays and three bitches went to Hooters for some food ^^
